It's been quite a long time since I've posted anything. I just didn't seem to have any energy to do so after the brain meltdown of my job caused me to revert mentally to two years of age and start to loudly demand biscuits and my stuffed elephant. You'll be glad to hear that I'm better now. I have medication. The very patient staff at the asylum have even managed to teach me to read and write again.
I also have a new job, much to the disgust of Roy who I left behind at the old employer cleaning up after me.
In the interview for the new position, they seemed a little vague on what my duties would actually be. This didn't unduly concern me given that my interview was informal to say the least. A pair of technicians were interviewing me and seemed a little hazy on what they were supposed to ask. I probably though should have paid a little more attention at the time to the only other member of the team I was to be joining. He looked as though he hadn't slept in a month.
On my first day, I was introduced to The System. It seems I hadn't really been hired to be a UNIX Systems Administrator in any sense of the word I understood. I had been hired to look after The System.
The System is a sprawling catacomb of home-built perl that acts as a tool to perform monitoring, configuration management, customer relationship management, documentation, change control, trouble ticketing and making toast. It has a PHP front-end that I'm told only works for the simplest of tasks – anything even vaguely complicated and I'll need to write SQL to poke my commands straight into the database.
It seems the parent company have been trying in vain to get my department to replace The System with an off-the-shelf product for years, but that my department believe The System is a far better solution. 'This way' the architect beamed, 'we can just make it do anything we want instead of being forced into someone else's idea of management!'
I was supposed to have my first training session in using The System yesterday afternoon – unfortunately my mentor was called away abruptly. It seems The System has had a bit of a hiccup ... for about six months ... and hasn't been monitoring some systems it should have been. My mentor, who actually seems like quite a nice guy, informed me wryly that this has happened before.
Afternoon of day two, and I'm still sitting here sipping chilled water and flicking through engadget waiting for that first lesson. I can't wait.
I also have a new job, much to the disgust of Roy who I left behind at the old employer cleaning up after me.
In the interview for the new position, they seemed a little vague on what my duties would actually be. This didn't unduly concern me given that my interview was informal to say the least. A pair of technicians were interviewing me and seemed a little hazy on what they were supposed to ask. I probably though should have paid a little more attention at the time to the only other member of the team I was to be joining. He looked as though he hadn't slept in a month.
On my first day, I was introduced to The System. It seems I hadn't really been hired to be a UNIX Systems Administrator in any sense of the word I understood. I had been hired to look after The System.
The System is a sprawling catacomb of home-built perl that acts as a tool to perform monitoring, configuration management, customer relationship management, documentation, change control, trouble ticketing and making toast. It has a PHP front-end that I'm told only works for the simplest of tasks – anything even vaguely complicated and I'll need to write SQL to poke my commands straight into the database.
It seems the parent company have been trying in vain to get my department to replace The System with an off-the-shelf product for years, but that my department believe The System is a far better solution. 'This way' the architect beamed, 'we can just make it do anything we want instead of being forced into someone else's idea of management!'
I was supposed to have my first training session in using The System yesterday afternoon – unfortunately my mentor was called away abruptly. It seems The System has had a bit of a hiccup ... for about six months ... and hasn't been monitoring some systems it should have been. My mentor, who actually seems like quite a nice guy, informed me wryly that this has happened before.
Afternoon of day two, and I'm still sitting here sipping chilled water and flicking through engadget waiting for that first lesson. I can't wait.
1 comment:
I sense a great many TheDailyWTF posts coming on ;-)
On the other hand, you can probably drastically improve their way of life with minimal effort, considering the system (or is that The System) is so shoddily designed.
People who have been much abused are always grateful for people who relieve their burdens.
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